Just as women suffer from PMS so do men, it is called psycho male syndrome and it happens about once a month from 5-25 days a month. Today Billy started his PMS cycle and what a treat he was! In case any of you are wondering, I let him live (barely).
Sadly the children's mutant germs have managed to find their way into my body through an advanced form of cuddling that they teach 2 years to infect us parents thoroughly and accutely. The 2 year old enters your bed in the night with a fever and sniffly nose 'needing' mama, said 2 year old proceeds to snuggle up to your face, wipe their snot on your face, cough in your face, keep you from sleeping or getting proper rest and voila the rest is simply a matter of time. A sophisticated form of virus renewal and advancement. Now keep in mind you are not safe from children of any age but they try to get you with the youngest because you are blinded by their cuteness and 'need' for you.
I shall take my alien, children germs elsewhere to sweat it out and hack and wheeze in peace. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!
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