Wednesday, March 25, 2009

and when asked what the poor should eat she respnded, "Let them eat geese!"

Nancy Ruth seems to think that all the troublesome, messy geese at her cottage should be shot and fed to the poor. Well I have several issues with this statement and one is stop being such a self righteous shining example of political bitchdom! You poor thing having geese pollute YOUR waterways and YOUR beaches with their foul poop! The very same people you propose eat the geese cannot even afford one roof over their heads let alone a summer cottage you pompous asshole! You want the geese gone so badly you shoot 'em and cook 'em up for your family's meal! Hell why not put them on a spit and prepare them old west style over a campfire complete with a rousing rendition of Koombaya. God forbid NATURE should shit all over your summer parade right? Those geese have no business on your land and in your waterways, no business pooping where they want and sleeping where they want and breathing the very air your land occupies. Why not tax the poor buggers while you are at it, rent out space so nature can run it's course? Now after the geese get sorted, work on the mosquitoes, the black flies, the seagulls, the ducks and any fish that may possibly occupy your precious water as well because you simply cannot have nature ruining your precious summer retreat. Nature has no business being out in the wild us people where there first!

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